Memories of a Phone

I lost my phone saturday. Most likely due to the 3 shots of jagger I had consumed throughout the night. I am currently using the cheapest phone I could find. It was 19.99 and although smaller than a Zack Morris phone of the 80s, it has about the same functionality. I have to wait until I get paid next week to upgrade. I think I am going to rip off my friends and get the Sony Ericisson W810i. Its not too expensive and has a lot of good features.