The Devil Pours Jager

No more Jager! I just had a Jager binge this week and it took me 2 nights, but now i know why i stopped drinking it in college. If you are out with me and I think about drinking it, just remind me about the blackouts, cause I really don't like them.

Memories of a Phone

I lost my phone saturday. Most likely due to the 3 shots of jagger I had consumed throughout the night. I am currently using the cheapest phone I could find. It was 19.99 and although smaller than a Zack Morris phone of the 80s, it has about the same functionality. I have to wait until I get paid next week to upgrade. I think I am going to rip off my friends and get the Sony Ericisson W810i. Its not too expensive and has a lot of good features.